Total Medals Earned: 655 (From 114 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,295 Points
Medals Earned: 8/20 (80/430 points)
Die before finishing your Slalom Race
Send your dead body over a Jump
Hit a Jump too slowly to get air
Become Monster food
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Ski competently enough to finish a Slalom Race
Butcher 5 Dogs in one game
Kill 5 Snowbaggers in one game
Paint the town Red in Style Mode
Run into 5 Snowmen in one game
Ski 10000m in one game
Finish a Slalom Race in under 60 seconds
Die in all 13 different ways
Hit 20/20 gates in a Slalom Race
Score 100000 points in Style Mode
Get Ninja Fridge'd 3 lives in a row
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/280 points)
Unlock a bonus level.
Achieve a star rating.
Unlock the secret levels.
Finish half the regular levels.
Complete all 50 regular levels.
Complete every bonus and secret level with a star rating.
Complete all 50 regular levels with a star rating.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/45 points)
Kill that bastard whale
Have 10 babies delivered dead.
Ethics anyone?
Get yourself killed
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 7/8 (105/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 14/17 (425/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
You started reading the Jar. Yay?
Medals Earned: 9/16 (220/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.